April 2011
When a teacher tells me to write a 1000 word essay
Teacher: “You got a zero”
Me: “Why?”
Teacher: “You submitted a picture.”
Me: “A picture’s worth a thousand words.”
Mom: Honey, I'm going sjkdksdha ahdjkqhd ydksdjkad ok?
Me: Ok, mom
5 minutes later…
Me: ………..Where’s my mom?
Reblogged from threesixfivedaysoflove
Shoutout to the real niggas that can stay loyal to their girl without getting sidetracked by easy hoes and basic bitches.
When somebody sexy as fuck walks past you :
then i realize it was my reflection in the store mirror
